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i’m SOFT! you can also call me soft. i am 22 and live in Texas. i like weed, video games, doodling, and hotdads. i frequently post about these things!!

πŸ”ž i also post about kink things a lot, so i don’t accept follow requests from minors.

i am bad at approaching people, so don’t be afraid to chat at me or ask me questions. i’m an open book! :heartpaw:

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local faun loses horns

(repost, me on halloween, no ec)

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i am cute succubus gf and i demand adoration and souls

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@amphetamine@slime.global I BITE WITHOUT PROMPT TBH

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πŸŒΈπŸ’€πŸ”ͺ follow for more soft grunge βš°οΈπŸ•―πŸ’•

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@soft I am absolutely the ecoterrorist villain whose arguments can never quite be refuted, but the hero by virtue of their narrative position must oppose me

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@soft if they think covid is fake then they should have no qualms with you spitting in their eye

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the amount of times i have had to smile at people (at work) telling me β€œITS A SCAM THIS IS STUPID COVID ISN’T REAL” this year is. frustrating.

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I'm strapping a bomb to this instance. If yall don't post 5 absolute bangers every hour I will #blowthismother to the ground

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i saw somebody complaining about the girls in valheim and it makes me laugh like lmao you dont want an all expense paid vacation to muscle girl island?

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i need people without masks to stay 38495724 feet away from me

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@soft I'm the comic relief who is forgotten once the real plot begins :blabcat:

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loudly shouting 'sugar daddy' and googling 'hot millionare credit card numbers' at random intervals so my advertising algorithm starts offering me the premium dilfs

Pick which one you are:

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Honestly fuck this cat and her good looks while I look like a potato sack 7 days a week

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its literally made me 200% less bubbly and nice to be around and its just. ugghhhhhhghhhh

no one listens to me when i talk about covid because its all just bad and everyones sick of it anyway

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its frustrating how much more i have to think about covid than like, my friends or family that don’t work at places that are Really Strict about mask wearing and sanitizing

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it should not surprise you in the least to learn that inspend ny free time staring at a blank wall practicing my anime villain laugh and speech. Its all I do

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Speaking of my stream that'll be happening at www.twitch.tv/ivafakename in 6 hours 20 minutes from the time I posted this...

What game? (Multi choice, for your pleasure,)

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Me streaming. Btw streaming in about 6 and a half hours, maybe minecraft, maybe space engineers, maybe smash bros, maybe something on the ps2, who knows...?

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It's hard not to see the art discourse on here fluctuating like every other day but anytime someone tries to be difinitive in what you should/should not be doing as an artist is the moment I tune out.

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a single-user instance occupied by SOFT 🌸