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my name is SOFT. you can also call me soft. i am 23, i love weed and video games and hot beefy dadbods. sometimes i doodle.

๐Ÿ”ž please do not follow if you are under 18!

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i am cute succubus gf and i demand adoration and souls

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@amphetamine@slime.global I BITE WITHOUT PROMPT TBH

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๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ช follow for more soft grunge โšฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ•ฏ๐Ÿ’•

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oh so when my dnd character recklessly rushes into danger and stubbornly faces certain defeat its "heroic" but when i do it its "self-sabotaging" and "i've got a problem"

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they're not big balls unluss they look like this, otherwise they're just sparkling fat nuts.

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folks in the US: applications for 2022 to get free binders are open now!

binderexchange.com

you can also donate at that link as well.

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This weekend my daughter went to continue reading an ebook she has available to her from her public elementary school on the Epic Reading Platform getepic.com/sign-in

She got an error message saying that the book was only available on school days and to read on the weekend she would need to subscribe for $9.99/month.

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new idea for magic the gathering play ruleset:

it's like draft in that you don't build your decks ahead of time but with cards you are given, but instead of opening packs you're put into one of these and given like 30 seconds to grab cards

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the dude at beard papaโ€™s made it sound like they werenโ€™t getting much business lately so i added a lava cake onto my cream puff order

i broke my vape battery a while back and i finally got around to replacing it and the shop had a pink one!!!! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•

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does anyone else play the gas game where you try to get the gas station kiosk to read an even amount for the transaction, like $25.00

also i almost said knotting which,

im cool with that too

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i am literally feeling an enthusiasm for art that i have not felt in like, years, and im genuinely convinced knitting enabled me to feel that way

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