🌸 @soft@stonerkitty.monster

lotta these fucks like to say "give them $15/hr for getting my order wrong?" gee i'm so sorry your coffee didn't come how you wanted, maybe walk into a furnace next time, can't even indulge that argument because of how self-centered it is

"one time they didn't put the bbq sauce in the bag like i asked so no one in those jobs deserves $15/hr"

it just sucks so much how obvious we benefit from standing with each other, but motherfuckers are so selfish they'd rather we all drown because they "worked hard" enough to swim

what the shit, there are so many working class people going "ugh i don't want 'unskilled' labor to make $15", choke on rocks, fuckface

THE DM: "there's some people in this church. they look dejected, absent, almost soulless"

OUR WHOLE STRAHD PARTY: (casts every spell to detect curses, magic, etc)

THE DM: "there's no magic"

OUR WHOLE STRAHD PARTY: ??? ????? ?????????

THE DM: "it's called emotional trauma guys. jesus christ"

@soft as resident shark boi of skullsite i am upset with these results

my wife is mad bc i let my cat sniff my toes.
let bea sniff toes!!!

catboys or sharkboys?

Oh, #TittyTuesday, you say?

@torie RIP to all the partners who got lost in my vagina never to be seen again because I didn’t part my labia enough for them

🙏🏾The ban on serving in the military will be lifted.

🙏🏾Some of the highest positions in the land will reflect us all.

🙏🏾Let's hope healthcare catches up too.

USED CAR DEALER JOKER: do you wanna know how i got these cars

the dark souls of instant ramen

@soft what about boys with cat ear and shark tail and chombp,

if whiteness is so precious and lit how come when i say it’s showing y’all wanna cry

@soft shark boys if you are a lava girl