🌸 @soft@stonerkitty.monster

Y’all will NOT believe what I just found jammed between the base of the bathroom cabinet and the bathroom wall

#mastoart #comic #SBcomicsfair #shortbox

#dailyfragment .u.

I'm TF4TF which means I'm Tooth Fairy for Tooth Fairy. like collecting teeth? bones? other once living things? this indicates compatibility

Rubber Ducky rolls worst joint ever
asked to leave Elmo's World

taking extremely serious graduation photos today

Henry met it with a shriek of her own, and went for the attacker, swinging her knife low and raking upward, aiming to geld. Her target lunged back, avoiding emasculation by a hair's-breadth as the knife tore open only the front of his woolen trousers, and fought for balance, raising a police baton in defense.
#breadspotting #amwriting

i'm the guy that game developers call in to write the description text for food items in JRPGs. if you've ever scrolled through your inventory to see if you have something to buff up elemental resistances before a tough boss fight, and read a line of text like "this parfait is light and refreshing. a rejuvenating treat!"

i wrote that.

thank you for showing self control and not going like *meow* and then fucking biting my arm in front of my parents sweetie, I know it took a lot of restraint :)

how come the second i take my glasses off i can't see anything, but the second i put them back on i can see perfectly, sounds kinda whacky to me

ok my greys are sick as hell tho

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pained gamer noises

shout outs to mental health