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Y’all will NOT believe what I just found jammed between the base of the bathroom cabinet and the bathroom wall

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the visual range of the comic i'm releasing through shortbox digital comics fair tomorrow, CW: gore 

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I'm TF4TF which means I'm Tooth Fairy for Tooth Fairy. like collecting teeth? bones? other once living things? this indicates compatibility

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Rubber Ducky rolls worst joint ever
asked to leave Elmo's World

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if he's your boy then why is he in my dms. wait. wait he's my boy. nevermind

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Henry met it with a shriek of her own, and went for the attacker, swinging her knife low and raking upward, aiming to geld. Her target lunged back, avoiding emasculation by a hair's-breadth as the knife tore open only the front of his woolen trousers, and fought for balance, raising a police baton in defense.
#breadspotting #amwriting

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i'm the guy that game developers call in to write the description text for food items in JRPGs. if you've ever scrolled through your inventory to see if you have something to buff up elemental resistances before a tough boss fight, and read a line of text like "this parfait is light and refreshing. a rejuvenating treat!"

i wrote that.

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thank you for showing self control and not going like *meow* and then fucking biting my arm in front of my parents sweetie, I know it took a lot of restraint :)

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how come the second i take my glasses off i can't see anything, but the second i put them back on i can see perfectly, sounds kinda whacky to me

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Sleepy me making you pancakes 

Oh hi there.

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being a protagonist is always a little nonbinary to me

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genitals 

@soft the penis mightier than the sword*

*euphemism for penis

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@soft deflecting a blow from my enemy while yelling GET COCKBLOCKED

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