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lotta these fucks like to say "give them $15/hr for getting my order wrong?" gee i'm so sorry your coffee didn't come how you wanted, maybe walk into a furnace next time, can't even indulge that argument because of how self-centered it is

"one time they didn't put the bbq sauce in the bag like i asked so no one in those jobs deserves $15/hr"

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it just sucks so much how obvious we benefit from standing with each other, but motherfuckers are so selfish they'd rather we all drown because they "worked hard" enough to swim

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what the shit, there are so many working class people going "ugh i don't want 'unskilled' labor to make $15", choke on rocks, fuckface

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THE DM: "there's some people in this church. they look dejected, absent, almost soulless"

OUR WHOLE STRAHD PARTY: (casts every spell to detect curses, magic, etc)

THE DM: "there's no magic"

OUR WHOLE STRAHD PARTY: ??? ????? ?????????

THE DM: "it's called emotional trauma guys. jesus christ"

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@soft as resident shark boi of skullsite i am upset with these results

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my wife is mad bc i let my cat sniff my toes.
let bea sniff toes!!!

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catboys or sharkboys?

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cosmo sex tips, description of oral sex 

@torie RIP to all the partners who got lost in my vagina never to be seen again because I didn’t part my labia enough for them

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Transgender Rights 

πŸ™πŸΎThe ban on serving in the military will be lifted.

πŸ™πŸΎSome of the highest positions in the land will reflect us all.

πŸ™πŸΎLet's hope healthcare catches up too.

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USED CAR DEALER JOKER: do you wanna know how i got these cars

@swirlz i’m glad things are looking up!! ☺️ my week is going well! i assembled a little ikea wardrobe i got and im super happy with it 😌

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@soft what about boys with cat ear and shark tail and chombp,

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if whiteness is so precious and lit how come when i say it’s showing y’all wanna cry

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