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Just encountered someone saying 'As a former child' to win an argument about childhood.
Well. Ok.

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I don't know why everyone wasnt robbing banks or serial bombing before like, fax machines existed. You could just go two towns over and be like "my name is Buck Johnston I'd like to buy a house please" and there was no way to prove you wrong

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i cant believe eugen literally murdered my whole family thats crazy

its literally just,,, girls talking about stuff. and one of them is a geek ass nerd. love it

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watching lucky star for the first time in years and boy i forgot how much i love this show

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wow what the hell? I just paid rent last month and now they want me to again? bullshit imo

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I (did not invent, but arguably) popularized "quing" among August 2018-wave Mastodon, why can't I do it again with "haemmy" as a cute fun word for "haemmorrhoid"??

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;-; pls i just want to play sonic adventure battle 2, pls steam

me: sets automatic downloads to 1-2pm only because iM nEvEr OnLinE tHEn

also me: home early trying to update the game i want to play but the automatic download that started is taking like 5 minutes to fucking cancel

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