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girls (lizards) only know eat bug and warm rock

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lewd, bad, misogyny 

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OH GOD i had it open in my web browser still and i looked at another post and he literally describes women as having β€œlizard brains”

BUDDY U R SHIT IM HONESTLY JUST MAD A PERSON LIKE THIS EXISTS

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stabbing myself like Princess Serenity but only bc im out of doritos

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boys are dumb but i still like the Serenity x Endymion romance scenes for some reason

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@extinct

this sounds like what you'd say if you *definite* did eat that many pizzas and want to make investors think you're totally stable

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language is art.

play with it,

but recognize what the parts mean while you're slamming them together.

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busting out the hot pink fenty and Big Pants for my host outfit tonight

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fellas is it gay to fuck my friend after he fucks my wife

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sexual liberation movements are not for cishet men! they are already sexually liberated! in fact they have too much freedom to do harm and that's the freakin problem!!!

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@wintgenstein men be like "how dare you turn down my unsolicited advances. don't be such a prude"

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@Aleums men be like : here's step one to liberating yourself: suck my dick

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stonerkitty.monster

a single-user instance occupied by SOFT 🌸