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me going to sleep at 6: nappy nappy

me waking up at 11: i guess this is bedtime now

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the joker laughs because he is pain. I too am in pain. yet I am not the joker. But that is because I only stubbed my toe. And that is not enough pain to turn you into the joker.

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if there's any thing that should be queer as fuck and it's absolutely criminal that it isn't, it's pro wrestling

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please, officer, this is my emotional support lawyer

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once in medieval times there was a dude who due to quirks in the local laws was technically considered both the first and second son and thus inherited his father's vast estate but was forced to go off and join the clergy instead. at the monastery, he was noted for his incredible eyesight at night, such that he did not require fuel for a lamp to study his books, but rather could read by mere starlight. that's why they say you don't need oil for the heir friar

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thought everyone around me was a lot smarter than they were before the pandemic started tbh

you ever feel something so intensely it hurts

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@soft @Aleums he designed and made me a poster just cuz he was so nice and it also looks so amazing so you can add incredibly talented to the list to, which is NOT fair in my imo

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in my imo these are the best selfies ive taken in a while tbh

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I'm reclaiming the position of mastodon's official head of twink liaisons

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@soft the world needs more spiked collars with colours and patterns like this near them, such a good look ✨

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