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i guess what im saying is if i could be a epic fantasy hero, i would be chill living in the matrix

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my only regret about my time spent in video games was that they could not be more immersive than they already are due to technology restraints

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i decided that im gonna angle for the job of the guy who reads reddit and then tells elon musk what things to say he is a fan of

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Sad to announce time warner's planned acquisition of monads online for the sum of 2.13 dollars

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good news today (3ish weeks ago) friends

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@soft if we're not making things comfy for us, wtf are we even doing

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i know the โ€œmetaโ€ and the โ€œbitsโ€ move very quickly on here but can we please spare a thought for the people who still have their dicks locked in the bluetooth cage. because i donโ€™t think theyโ€™ve worked that out just yet.

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thereโ€™s a LOT more pressing problems to solve first, just

in a perfect world yknow???

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luxurious aesthetics should be a commodity

not in a โ€œprecious materials should just magically increaseโ€ kind of way

in a โ€œeverything could be pretty if we just,,,, made it prettyโ€ kinda way

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if i wanted to interact with real people i wOULDNT BE IN VR, FACEBOOK.

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why did league create a pop idol with depression when they could have just hired me

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