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Landlord are sure sort of ghosts :

โœ”๏ธHaunts the persons who live here
โœ”๏ธInnocent people have to pay
โœ”๏ธBring bad news
โœ”๏ธStay invisible when bad thing happens
โœ”๏ธShould be dead but refuses to die

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poll intended for kinksters 

if given the opportunity, would you live kink as a lifestyle?

feel free to explain why or why not, im curious for pplโ€™s reasoning.

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Here is some REAL FOOTAGE of real people who attempted to MESS with BIRDS:

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Lots of anti-bird posting on my TL today. Need I remind you that

โ€ข RAVENS will take pieces of bark and literally WIND-SURF on thermal updrafts in the mountains
โ€ข HONEYGUIDES are so named because they will guide humans to beehives containing DELICIOUS HONEY
โ€ข GREATER BLACK-BACKED GULLS can swallow a WHOLE RABBIT without chewing

All this (and more) just goes to show that birds are

โ€ข cool as hell
โ€ข helpful and friendly
โ€ข but most importantly, if YOU choose to mess with them, they CAN and WILL fuck you up

So please think twice before you disrespect birds on this federated verse! ๐Ÿ™

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clutching my pearls

"You can't seriously be suggesting that non-US-aligned nations be left to govern...themselves?!?"

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if anyone is mad about the bidiscourse they can kiss my ass

my unwashed ass

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ya know the soda guns they have a fast food places? no no, no longer for soda. drive-thru bidet.

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@Em no bidets are for chads not cucks, that's why i don't have one

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me, crawling back to the tl, my ass sparkling clean like it has never been before: i'm sorry, i was wrong... the bidet... i have never felt so... clean... and pure....

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#SuperSentai: "So for this season we're going for a vampire mini-boss monster" :blobuwu:โ€‹

Disney: "Okay cool" :blobthumbsup:โ€‹

Sentai: "Yeah she's going to be tall and scary and have big realistic boobs and some serious abs" :blobowo:โ€‹

Disney: "Wait" :blobnervous:โ€‹

Sentai: "and she'll be able to turn into two women in Gothic Lolita outfits with cute vampire accessories who, being a single entity, will act very VERY close to each other." :blobmelt:โ€‹ ๐Ÿฆ‡

Disney: :blobglare:โ€‹

And then Disney censored the heck out of Vancuria in Power Rangers. :blobcatsip:โ€‹

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a single-user instance occupied by SOFT ๐ŸŒธ