dammit i should have specified *to the tune of the teen titans theme somg*
this is fine probably. colorado river running out 🤪
human pet guy, but like, only briefly about him
The thing that's so funny (horrible?) about that initial post that everyone is introduced to, is that if you only know him by his title, you might just assume "oh, so he's one of those petplay people? a niche kink I may or may not have heard of depending on how online I am. that's no big deal" and then you get into reading his actual post and you start going "oh no...oh no. oh no no no no" as it becomes increasingly more deranged.
The "risk" that the wealthy supposedly incur by virtue of owning ludicrous amounts of property: fucking nothing
The risk they should be worried about: being hunted and killed for sport