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New gloriously soft bunny-eared scrunchie just dropped! 1 left in this particular inner ear pattern. Snaffle it up and live out your best bun life` ko-fi.com/s/764294bb54 #BrynnSews #Sewing

dammit i should have specified *to the tune of the teen titans theme somg*

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:pinkmusic: Never met a business that they liked~
TEEN COMRADES! :pinkmusic:

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lesbian sex workers who put up with horny dudes are braver than the troops

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i think legalization of cannabis would cure my depression (it wouldnโ€™t, but close enough)

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women only want two things; a clean ass and vaccination against covid, but sweaties? you're not getting either one ๐Ÿ˜ค

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Hm, so some people experience symptoms in a different way than the stereotypes? Maybe the stereotypes are inaccurate? No, we just need a second set of stereotypes that make assumptions about people's gender and upbringing? Ok.

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the only good thing about google chrome is you can make multiple user profiles if you need to sign into more than one account on the same site at once

smol injury, grumpy 

i have a lorge abrasion on my hand from eating shit in the parking lot and the forming scab has torn off like twice because itโ€™s impossible to keep my hands dry at work (and therefore keep a bandage on โ€” wATeRPROOF BANDAGE TAPE IS NOT WATERPROOF. SHIT SUCKS)

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human pet guy, but like, only briefly about him 

The thing that's so funny (horrible?) about that initial post that everyone is introduced to, is that if you only know him by his title, you might just assume "oh, so he's one of those petplay people? a niche kink I may or may not have heard of depending on how online I am. that's no big deal" and then you get into reading his actual post and you start going "oh no...oh no. oh no no no no" as it becomes increasingly more deranged.

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The "risk" that the wealthy supposedly incur by virtue of owning ludicrous amounts of property: fucking nothing
The risk they should be worried about: being hunted and killed for sport

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I'm just saying, if we kill and redistribute the wealth of one billionaire a year than we can sustainably feed everyone in poverty while also cutting the chains that keep them down

it drives me wild that human pet guy thinks anyone would marry or procreate with him in a scenario where he has mutilated a human being and proceeds to parade it around

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