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who the fuck said my handjobs are second-rate

hell no im not forklift certified

Someone carved the alphabet into a tree and let it deform for five years and made a font out of it: https://bjoernkarmann.dk/occlusion-grotesque

it's fucken friday babey

when I was a kid I was so emo playing through hollow bastion because Sora, Donald and goofy got split up 😭😭 @soft @heartles

y'all heard about sleeping? fucked up imo

good thing super saiyans are vulnerable to fairy magic #Monsterdon

Hope some people pushing back on the attack on abortion in the u.s. keep in mind that birthing autonomy is an intersectional privilege on a global level. Just like there are many people in the u.s. whose access to free & safe abortion (& pregnancy) has never really existed, there are even more people worldwide who don't have these things even on paper - & in many cases the u.s., nato, & five eyes send hundreds of millions of dollars a year to these governments. This also means that there are many people who have been fighting back under incredibly repressive conditions who deserve equal support & attention

I've had to go into work throughout the entire pandemic because nobody's invented a way for me to fix computers from home, but I'll fight to the last breath for people whose jobs can be done easily from home to be given at least the choice to work from home.

beautiful sky, big trans energy

colgate toothpaste is NOT a brand of toothpaste: she is my SLUT of a best friend who loves to get in HILARIOUS beefs with the holiday inn chain of budget hotels on twitter

pee casso 🖕

ご主人様大好き！
blushes in snow

how do you pronounce "gif"?

having "i was a former channer" as a pinned post is frankly more obnoxious than having "i was a soylent consumer". these are both horrible things i didn't need to know about you, the fact that you want me to know this about you is weird, and i'm not sure that you have the correct amount of shame about this objectively terrible thing you used to do. but at least if you consumed soylent you were only really harming yourself.