🌸 @soft@stonerkitty.monster

just robot girl shit (they forgot to take off the electrodes on my legs)

me: your honor, you have to understand that i was simply going goblin mode. it was goblin o'clock. the gobbo-phone was ringing and i merely answered the call. just gobbin' outta control. i can't be found guilty of any crimes that may have ensued, per the goblin mode doctrine of jurisprudence.

judge: sir, this is simply a jury duty selection pool.

public defender: him! we want him! keep that guy!

Hey, lovelies~

Do you have a buck or two to contribute to my "eat dinner" fund~?

https://venmo.com/somarasu
https://paypal.me/c4rtwright
https://cash.me/$somarasu

actually the demon core is my left nut. my right nut is called the angel core

bottoms, bottoms everywhere

common sense: stop drawing everything with the curvature pen tool in photoshop and learn to use illustrator!

me, bloodied and tied to a chair: make me!

common sense: [hitting my nutsack with a heavy rope like that James Bond movie] do vector drawings!!!

me, testicles knocked up into my body like a test-your-strength game at the carnival: NEVER!!

By the way, Metal Gear Solid is *basically* also a fairy tale, Death Stranding is just much, much more overt about it

fuck vector i will never use vector

you can just be a popstar. like, just decide you are one. no one can stop you

logging on like

wife's wife, wife's life

*rocking in a chair back and fourth in a sitting fetal position*

not posting dick on main
not posting dick on main
not posting dick on main

need me a girl in clown makeup with a riding crop

child, wondering where trash goes: well someone must have thought of a good solution for all this

adults: we put it into very large holes and then put dirt on top

child: even the plastic?

adults: especially the plastic

child: oh my god