me: your honor, you have to understand that i was simply going goblin mode. it was goblin o'clock. the gobbo-phone was ringing and i merely answered the call. just gobbin' outta control. i can't be found guilty of any crimes that may have ensued, per the goblin mode doctrine of jurisprudence.
judge: sir, this is simply a jury duty selection pool.
public defender: him! we want him! keep that guy!
common sense: stop drawing everything with the curvature pen tool in photoshop and learn to use illustrator!
me, bloodied and tied to a chair: make me!
common sense: [hitting my nutsack with a heavy rope like that James Bond movie] do vector drawings!!!
me, testicles knocked up into my body like a test-your-strength game at the carnival: NEVER!!
By the way, Metal Gear Solid is *basically* also a fairy tale, Death Stranding is just much, much more overt about it
both death and the maiden.
a fairy and a friend
𝗦 𝗢 𝗙 𝗧 _ _ _
fae/faer preferred. she/her ok
in a monogamous relationship 💕
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a single-user instance occupied by SOFT 🌸