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shipping the slightly reformed bad guy with the heroine because i am garbáge

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“do animals have humansonas?” – the worst thread in fedi history, closed after 1369 replies of heated debate and 164 instance defederations

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we're seeing cowboy levels at about 65%

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sorry sweatoink, but words mean things, words have meaning, like 'trowel' means something, 'hedge,' you know, 'cactus.' my studies are mostly in garden-centre-ology but,

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stfu unless you're a femboy. im tired of hearing non-femboy opinions on carpentry. do you feel confident in presuming i am going to sincerely want the opinion of a non-femboy on which consistency of lacquer best compliments the untreated oak decor of my sex bedroom? you cretin, you brawny buck bloke, you lads lad aplenty

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remembering that time Chuck E. Cheese stared me right in my eyes and said "Burn down a showbiz pizza and you get 10 extra minutes in the ball pit, penelope"

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thinking “haha u have brain worms” any time i see a girl modestly covering their chest or butt whenever they bend over

and then remembering i was taught those same brain worms

i love when you’re in a low reception area and sometimes things work on the 3rd reload 😩💕💕💕💕

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watching crimson peak. theyre like 10 feet away from this girl whispering about how they have to trick her lmao

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me, at a barbecue: 😩💦💦 i am SO full of MEAT right now,

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a single-user instance occupied by SOFT 🌸